Saturday, 29 December 2012

Surreal drams: Nos 1 & 2

Tweet size flights of fancy that I have "twoated" at various times. To get the most out of them, they are best spoken out loud and in a single breath.


Sipping Ardbeg Uigeadail whilst using a nail gun to punch

holes in a chamois leather replica of Bella Lugosi's pet tapir.

A hirsute Tele Savalas sucking jellied eels through an ivory straw

whilst tiptoeing into a shallow bath of Arran Peacock & um bongo

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