Tweet size flights of fancy that I have "twoated" at various times. To get the most out of them, they are best spoken out loud and in a single breath.
Sipping Ardbeg Uigeadail whilst using a nail gun to punch
holes in a chamois leather replica of Bella Lugosi's pet tapir.
A hirsute Tele Savalas sucking jellied eels through an ivory straw
whilst tiptoeing into a shallow bath of Arran Peacock & um bongo
© Alcock (2013)